Mom-ri-la

We are pleased to announce the opening of Mom-ri-la...
an exclusive, gated, ammenities community JUST for Mamas everywhere!
Birth mothers, adoptive mothers, foster mothers, guardian mothers, auntie mothers...heart mothers....ALL mothers are welcome!

Each unit is designed to the occupant's specifcations.
Ammenties include, but are not limited to:  complimentary maid service,
landscaping and grounds keeping, personal chefs, personal trainers, maintainance staff,
fully equipped spa and salon, pool, hot tub, tennis court, walking and biking paths.  Concierge doctors are on-call 24 hours a day and come right to your door!

Our goal is to create an environment that is soothing and relaxing...
a place to escape, even if only for fifteen minutes.
No wiping up syrup streaked across the kitchen counter...an hour after it's dried! 
No finding of three day old wet bath towels shoved into the corner
of the teen ager's closet...THAT'S what the smell was...among other things!
No mediating of arguments between the children...between the husband and the children!
No nagging emails from the PTA! 
No teacher phone calls reporting  the mind boggling eccentricities of the offspring!
Nothing but bliss...glorious bliss!

Reservations are not necessary.  Occupancy is unlimited.

What?  A girl can dream...dreams are free...and they don't have to make sense:)

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